1. Video

    gordman2:

    Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

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  2. can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

    mootiness:

    firony:

    bombprince:

    melonlordn:

    ieatgokudera:

    EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT STUFF FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

    How eyeronic

    get off my post

    You don’t have to lash out

    these puns are far too cornea

    eyes

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  3. Video

    Scott Pilgrim everybody

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  4. tyleroakley:

leonibuki:

so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)
it got posted on both 9gag and also reddit by an unknown weirdo who probably got it from my sister’s fb
but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up





this is just perfect in every way

    tyleroakley:

    leonibuki:

    so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)

    it got posted on both 9gag and also reddit by an unknown weirdo who probably got it from my sister’s fb

    but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up

    this is just perfect in every way

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  5. asian:

went grocery shopping

    asian:

    went grocery shopping

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  6. Video

    winterwombat:

    the-enchanted-mermaid:

    Meet the World’s Smallest Rabbit.

    Columbia Basin Pygmy Rabbits are the world’s smallest and among the rarest. 

    Miniature bunnies with iridescent ears. Happiness, embodied as a tiny ball of fluff and cute.

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  7. officialunitedstates:

    insenial:

    officialunitedstates:

    it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

    why would i do that lmao

    it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

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  8. tilia-cordata:

lyriumpomegranates:

angelicdiaspora:

kyrstin:

Ron always just fucking knows

If you remember, Ron was always weirdly good with Divination. Whenever he’d joke about a possible outcome, it would eventually happen in some roundabout way!

#AU where Ron is actually a great prophet but no one fucking knows it#and when they find out#Ron is torn between being pissed as hell and thinking it’s hilarious

There was a book I remember seeing about clues to future stuff and how to predict what would happen in future books. I think it was from around book 4/book 5? Anyway they had three rules for how to tell if a character is foreshadowing: 
- If Harry says it, it’s probably wrong. 
- If Hermione says it, it’s probably right unless she’s upset or emotional.
- If Ron says it, it’s probably wrong unless he’s joking, in which case it’s almost always right. 

    tilia-cordata:

    lyriumpomegranates:

    angelicdiaspora:

    kyrstin:

    Ron always just fucking knows

    If you remember, Ron was always weirdly good with Divination. Whenever he’d joke about a possible outcome, it would eventually happen in some roundabout way!

    There was a book I remember seeing about clues to future stuff and how to predict what would happen in future books. I think it was from around book 4/book 5? Anyway they had three rules for how to tell if a character is foreshadowing: 

    - If Harry says it, it’s probably wrong. 

    - If Hermione says it, it’s probably right unless she’s upset or emotional.

    - If Ron says it, it’s probably wrong unless he’s joking, in which case it’s almost always right. 

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  9. melthedestroyer:

coffeebuddha:

fujisalci:

i write sins not shopping receipts

Oh,  Well imagine,  As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store, And I can’t help but to hear,  No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words: “What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker. “And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”

I CHIME WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO

    melthedestroyer:

    coffeebuddha:

    fujisalci:

    i write sins not shopping receipts

    Oh,
    Well imagine,
    As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store,
    And I can’t help but to hear,
    No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words:
    “What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker.
    “And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”

    I CHIME WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF

    STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO

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