1. tbotofficial:

    opentheairforfreshwindows:

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    brave-fart:

    did you hear about the italian chef who died?

    he pasta way

    he just ran out of thyme

    here today, gone tomato

    his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

    we never sausage a tragedy coming

    ashes to ashes, crust to crust

    there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

    spaghetti

    ur contribution is appreciated

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    ally0mazing:

    Harry potter and the sorceror’s sass
    The chamber of sassiness
    The prisoner of sasskaban
    The goblet of sass
    The sass blood prince
    The sassy hallows

    The sassiest boy who lived…..

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    hotdamnsmith:

    excuse me why are we not talking about this

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  7. capitalistpropaganda:

    iphuckpotatoes:

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    ottermyway:

    Will do anything for pizza

    follow me around for a full day playing theme music that fits everything I do

    Can I do that for free

    no sorry only for pizza

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  8. allhailtherenegades:

    "so she’s gay now?"

    yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

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